July 31 2014, 11pm

  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:

July 28 2014, 3pm


when you see a pretty anime boy from a show you don’t watch on your dash like

July 28 2014, 3pm


i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

July 28 2014, 3pm



If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

Works the same with boyfriend

July 28 2014, 12am

  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

July 28 2014, 12am


That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha 

July 27 2014, 11pm

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person